use https everywhere (#6574)

* use https everywhere

* use https links on the files that are left

Also, removed some broken links and updated redirections.

plugins/lol/lol.plugin.zsh

@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 # LOL!!1
-# Source: http://aur.archlinux.org/packages/lolbash/lolbash/lolbash.sh
+# Source: https://aur.archlinux.org/packages/lolbash/lolbash/lolbash.sh
 
 alias wtf='dmesg'
 alias onoz='cat /var/log/errors.log'
@@ -45,7 +45,7 @@ alias bringz='git pull'
 alias chicken='git add'
 alias oanward='git commit -m'
 alias ooanward='git commit -am'
-alias yolo='git commit -m "$(curl -s whatthecommit.com/index.txt)"'
+alias yolo='git commit -m "$(curl -s https://whatthecommit.com/index.txt)"'
 alias letcat='git checkout'
 alias violenz='git rebase'